Funniest financial headline of 2010 will be: Bank of America to Spinoff Merrill Lynch as Standalone Public Company:
howardlindzon
· 1 month ago
That's just plain going to happen. You should write.
Cathleen Rittereiser
· 1 month ago
Perhaps the funny part will be how long it takes. Maybe the first funny headline will be "Bank of America's Krawcheck named Head of Sustainability and Corporate Social Responsibility"
timothysykes
· 1 month ago
This quote from my recent convo with a stock promoter exemplifies the finance industry: (warning u have have to be semi-intelligent to understand the irony)
"we started promoting on aug 3 this year at .75 and it went as high as 4.83 in 2 months thats not a pump"
reformedbroker
· 1 month ago
My Headlines for 2010 (must. have. hoodie.)
“Four Hundred Percent Of All US Homeowners Underwater On Two Hundred Fifty Percent Of Their Mortgages”
TRB
howardlindzon
· 1 month ago
lol. keep em coming. winner
Sellputs
· 1 month ago
What recession? "we did gods work" - Lloyd Blankfein (former GS CEO, now saint)
"Treasury department failed today 06/06/2010, dollar dropped to be 1/10 of yuan"
ronsor
· 1 month ago
US Government Declares Bankruptcy - Goldman Sachs buys them for one Euro!!!
Jake Goerz
· 1 month ago
Wall Street Praised for clothing the homeless with gently used DOW 10000 Merchandise
kaptainkrunch
· 1 month ago
Pass stimulus & unemployment will stay below 8%
howardlindzon
· 1 month ago
great name. ate some capatain crunchberries with max last night.
mattrixDOTinfo
· 1 month ago
"Obama's O-Face Widens as Goldman 'Sachs' the President."
catracho
· 1 month ago
CNBC " markets are overvalued, investors are getting ahead of themselves, sell everything!"
John
· 1 month ago
Goldman Sachs Offers Free Thanksgiving Dinner To The Needy-Anyone With A Net Worth Under $5 Million!!
jlarge
· 1 month ago
AIG, GM, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and BOA Form Conglomerate of Crap
Fizz003
· 1 month ago
US Government now giving a FREE SNUGGIE with each Bond Purchase! Act now and we'll double your offer!
pretzelgreg
· 1 month ago
US scores "triple double" as Unemployment, Inflation, Personal Bankruptcy rates all pass 10%
pretzelgreg
· 1 month ago
Walmart and Chinese Govt announce partnerhip in retail banking venture.
ivanhoff
· 1 month ago
In 2010, in another dimension: "Obama wants lower taxes" "Oil hits $30. Now driving is cheaper than walking" "Unemployment hits 20%. Who cares. Dow just crossed 20k" "AIG buys GS in an all stocks acquisition" "Americans want to be paid in Euros. Europeans want to be paid in renminbi. Chinese want to be paid in Iphones"
howardlindzon
· 1 month ago
Do you want all our schwag
ivanhoff
· 1 month ago
I'll be waiting for my hoodie. Promise to run twice a week with it. Free publicity:)
Good Trade
· 1 month ago
" I sold my soul to GSCO and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. "
How much VC $ do we got to raise to buy everyone in the USA a stocktwits hoodie.....
thks good_trade
howardlindzon
· 1 month ago
not much :)
romeobravo
· 1 month ago
Great Recession of 2008 over before it began. Stocks at all time high.
howardlindzon
· 1 month ago
too obvious :)
frotuss
· 1 month ago
Wheelbarrow full of dollars stolen! Dollars left behind!
RH
· 1 month ago
God to divest investment bank holdings as public pressure mounts.
romeobravo
· 1 month ago
Not your Grandfather's depression! Gov't now giving away Chevy Cavaliers as stocking stuffers!
john
· 1 month ago
STOP SENDING ME EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!
stockmanmarc
· 1 month ago
"Warren Buffett Buys Manhattan For Less Than Book Value" OR "Warren Buffett Renames Burlington Northern Santa Fe- The Lionel, China & Coal Express"
pipmaestro
· 1 month ago
Toys-r-us passes on Buffett's toy train set proposal for this Christmas season: shipping an issue - pipmaestro
Bungaloo
· 1 month ago
Jim Cramer confirmed insane, does Mad Money from asylum. Ratings soar.
marketfolly
· 1 month ago
Ratings agencies finally rate something correctly
For sale: 1 helicopter equipped with printing press
Doug Kass says market is both at a top and a bottom right now
John Thain joins Ameriprise Financial as independent financial advisor; seeking clients & contractor for decadent office bathroom
Goldman Sachs trademarks phrase 'vampire squid', inserts into company values
Dick Bove says he's never seen so many 'buys of a lifetime', inks deal with CNBC for new show, Insane Money
Crude oil to be priced in shares of AAPL
Zimbabwe introduces Quadrillion dollar bill
howardlindzon
· 1 month ago
That is one that will never happen. You owe me a hoodie
marketfolly
· 1 month ago
haha damnit, i'll custom make a DOW 50K hoodie then
howardlindzon
· 1 month ago
email me howard at lindzon dot com with your size and address bro
theavidpenguin
· 1 month ago
'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2' Sells 50 Million Units; Divorce Rate Triples
Say Hello to the Amero- Now With 50% More Ponzi!
Potheads Balance California's Budget
Bloomberg Buys StockTwits
Obama: "Were Still Looking At Our Options in Afghanistan."
Yankees Buy Another World Series
Unemployment Falls to -36%!* *as measured by the new U-.125 (excludes people that are looking for a job but that have used Craigslist, Monster or personal contacts to do so)
HeidiTwit
· 1 month ago
I don't know if the contest is still running, but I have to post. Headline:
All Comments
"we started promoting on aug 3 this year at .75 and it went as high as 4.83 in 2 months thats not a pump"
“Four Hundred Percent Of All US Homeowners Underwater On Two Hundred Fifty Percent Of Their Mortgages”
TRB
Net Worth Under $5 Million!!
"Obama wants lower taxes"
"Oil hits $30. Now driving is cheaper than walking"
"Unemployment hits 20%. Who cares. Dow just crossed 20k"
"AIG buys GS in an all stocks acquisition"
"Americans want to be paid in Euros. Europeans want to be paid in renminbi. Chinese want to be paid in Iphones"
How much VC $ do we got to raise to buy everyone in the USA a stocktwits hoodie.....
thks
good_trade
For sale: 1 helicopter equipped with printing press
Doug Kass says market is both at a top and a bottom right now
John Thain joins Ameriprise Financial as independent financial advisor; seeking clients & contractor for decadent office bathroom
Goldman Sachs trademarks phrase 'vampire squid', inserts into company values
Dick Bove says he's never seen so many 'buys of a lifetime', inks deal with CNBC for new show, Insane Money
Crude oil to be priced in shares of AAPL
Zimbabwe introduces Quadrillion dollar bill
Say Hello to the Amero- Now With 50% More Ponzi!
Potheads Balance California's Budget
Bloomberg Buys StockTwits
Obama: "Were Still Looking At Our Options in Afghanistan."
Yankees Buy Another World Series
Unemployment Falls to -36%!*
*as measured by the new U-.125 (excludes people that are looking for a job but that have used Craigslist, Monster or personal contacts to do so)
"Why the long face, Geithner?"